Kids bee jokes lol?

KIDS AND BEE JOKES…………..





• What kind of bees hum and drop things?


A fumble bee!


• What did the bee say to the flower?


Hello honey!


• How does a queen bee get around her hive?


She's throne!


• What does the bee Santa Claus say?


Ho hum hum!


• What do bees chew?


Bumble gum!


• What does a bee say before it stings you?


This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!


• What's a bee-line?


The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!


• What is a baby bee?


A little humbug!


• Can bees fly in the rain?


Not without their little yellow jackets!


• Why did the bee started talking poetry?


He was waxing lyrical!


• What goes zzub, zzub?


A bee flying backwards!


• What are the cleverest bees?


Spelling bees!


• Why do bees buzz?


Because they can't whistle!


• What kind of bee can't be understood?


A mumble bee!


• What does a bee get at McDonalds?


A humburger!


• What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry?


An aero-drone!


• What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?


He's bee-witched!


• Where do bees keep their money?


In a honey box!


• Why did the bees go on strike?


Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!


• What did the bee to the other bee in summer?


Swarm here isn't it!


• What is a bee's favorite classical music composer?


Bee-thoven!


• Who writes books for little bees?


Bee-trix Potter!


• What's a bees favorite novel?


The Great Gats-bee!


• What bee is good for your health?


Vitamin bee!


• What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?


A bee in a submarine!


• What's more dangerous than being with a fool?


Fooling with a bee!


• What did the confused bee say?


To bee or not to bee!


• What's black, yellow and covered in blackberries?


A bramble bee!


• Who is the bees favorite pop group?


The bee gees!


• What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?


An animal that stinks and stings!


• Who is the bees favorite singer?


Sting!


• What does a queen bee do when she burps?


Issues a royal pardon!


• What did the spider say to the bee?


Your honey or your life!


• Who is a bee's favorite painter?


Pablo Beecasso!


• Why do bees have sticky hair?


Beacuse of the honey combs!


• What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?


A bee is an aeroplane.


• Why do bees hum?


Because they've forgotten the words!


• What's a bees favorite flower?


A bee-gonias!


• What do bees do if they want to use public transport?


Wait at a buzz stop!


• What is the bees favorite film?


The Sting!


• What goes hum-choo, hum choo?


A bee with a cold!


• What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?


A hum dinger!


• What TV station do bees watch?


Bee bee c one!


• What did the bee say to the naughty bee?


Bee-hive yourself!


• How many bees do you need in a bee choir?


A humdred!


• Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?


Because they kept droning on and on!


• Where do bees go on holiday?


Stingapore!


• What do you call a bee born in May?


A maybe!


And finally…what would you like to say to Jake right now….Bee Gone you **** ** *** ***!

Kids bee jokes lol?
hello uncle Jake, my sister my brother and i are laughing so hard our bellies hurt. we will like to give all these stars bcause you are so funny ****************************************...
Reply:LMBO !! My kids are going to love these !!!


I think I told you this one but what did the Ghost say to the bee ?


Boo Bee. Ha ha .


Ok not near as funny as those . LOL


Thanks Jake for always making my day. xx Sugar bug
Reply:okay, well, hmm, if you made these up, they are pretty clever, but i dont really find them that interesting, young kids between 4-10 would !!
Reply:dude, i stopped reading halfway thru, good job though for wasting time making these, but make them more interesting
Reply:like it bumble-ones
Reply:Mason says "hey Jake" and love this will keep them for Mason also. thanks.
Reply:Hahaha they're so cute!! You don't have to be a kid to enjoy a few jokes like that (=
Reply:Becaue they can't whistle!!! Cute as Hell!! LOL!!


-Mel
Reply:cool....you deserve many stars***************.......
Reply:lol fumble bee!








That had to be my fave!
Reply:i'm 17 i loved it
Reply:some people are jerks!but i thought they were cute!=)
Reply:great for kids..~lol~
Reply:these are cute....my kids will love them



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