Are the funny for kids or not?

can sizzle like bacon,


I am made with an egg,


I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,


I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,


I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,


What am I?


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answer A Snake








April showers bring May flowers, what do may flowers bring?











answer Pilgrims











Why did the fairy throw the clock out the window?














answer To see time fly

















Why did the three wise men wear fire hats? (southern joke)








answer They came from a far(Afire if in a southern accent)








What do horses have that no other animals have?





answer baby horses











What happen when the kid ate a roll of film?








answer The doctor told him nothing serious would develop











What happened when the teenager ate 12 hot dogs?








answer He was sick with puppy love











Why couldn't the troll cross the bridge?








answer He didn't have money for the trollbooth.

Are the funny for kids or not?
yes funny.....clock and film role are best...lol
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:LMAO!!!!!!!
Reply:Super!!


I like the fairy one... to see time fly!! ;)
Reply:lol great i can ask u 1


what is the only thing which u have but others dont?


ans:your face


hahaha



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