Make a story using these words. Funniest one wins.?

Coke. Pepsi. Diapers. Baby. Water. Hot dog. Flower. Powder. Telephone.

Make a story using these words. Funniest one wins.?
my baby boy was drinking his coke when he tripped over his moms pepsi, spilling it all over his diaper. on the way down he tried to brace himself and fell head first in the dogs water dish splashing it all over my friends hotdog. made her jump falling backwards out of her chair into the flower garden and fell right into the powder ferterlizer making a large cloud of smoke. we laughed so hard almost peed in our pants then that darn telephone rang and it was a spam call from those lousy salesman, ruined the whole mood!!!!LOL
Reply:One day a water baby was roaming down hot dog lane. he stopped at a local store and bought a pack of diapers and a can of coke. he was suddenly stopped by a gaint flower who offerd him some magic powder in exchange for his can of coke......the baby refused as coke was his favourite drink and he was rather sceptical of this 'magic' powder. the flower became angry and whomped him over the head with a telephone....when the baby awoke his worst nightmare had happend....the flower had stolen his coke and in return had left him with.......A CAN OF PEPSI!!!!!
Reply:Today i got on the "telephone "to the "water" company because it was flooding everywhere,,,,i stayed on there for 15 mins so i decided to eat a "hot dog" and drink a "coke" and a "pepsi"...





My "baby" girls " diaper" had come off her bottom and she had tipped" powder" all over herself i was ssooo p'eed off...





But to make up for the bad day my hubby picked a


" flower" out for me to get over it all!!!
Reply:once upon a time a kangaroo named Bobo was walking down the street when along came a rather sad looking potato in desperate need for a Coke. Bobo looked at the little potato and asked what is wrong. the potato, whos name is Debbi said how he wanted a coke. Bobo told him he only had pepsi and he could have one if he wished. instead of being grateful debbi stARTED CUSSSING OUT BOBO. (oops, i accidentally pressed caps lock) Bobo then looked at debbi in amazement and said that he should go away and pour mustard down his diapers. debbi said no and threw a baby pickle at bobo. bobo then had an allergic reaction and died. then debbi made his way to central park and blew up a water fountain. he got bored and went to a hotdog vendor and asked if he had coke. the vendor said no and that he only had pepsi and a flower. debbi got mad again and went into an outhouse to powder his nose and talk on the telephone. after he finished his conversation he waked down the street. he then saw a can of coke in the middle of the street so he ran out there. right before picking it up he got hit by a car, was in a coma for 464471546


431 years and then died from an allergic reaction to pickles. THE END!
Reply:there was a man named Rick who liked pepsi and hotdogs. Rick had a baby that ate gun powder and washed it down with coke. Rick used the telephone one day and he used so much money on it that he went to live in a flower pot with his gun powder eating baby who washes it down with coke. Rick ran out of diapers and the baby got a rash. the end.





this is not supposed to be funny.
Reply:hmmm? i need to find a soda machine. Should i get pepsi or coke? nooo! i perfer diapers! so tasty to drink...i just need to sprinkle some baby powder on it..yumm..omg...a lil boys hot dog just flew outa that diaper..the hot dog is spraying water all over me...i get my telephone and call 911..the 911 lady says that if i place a flower on the hot dog..the hot dog will magically fly away..so i did that..and the hot dog and the diaper flew off into the sky!the end! wow! that was the dumbest story i have ever wrote..u should pick me as best answer..cuz i am amazing..lol..jk...tehee
Reply:Once upon a time, there was a baby named Telephone. And he knows what ur thinkin.."What kind of dumass name is that?" Anyways, Telephone loved to shove a hot dog one by one down his throat. then he wood chug coke, pepsi, and water at all one time! But that didnt make mommy happy!! She had to change his diaper that was full of hot dog sh*t!!!


"Thank goodness for baby powder.." she wood say. And just to say he was sorry, he wood give mommy a flower.. and just think...this happens every single day!!
Reply:The telephone rings,wife's on the other line.


We need Coke,Pepsi, Baby diapers,


Hot dogs,flour and baby powder!


And don't forget to bring home some water,


The toilets won't flush,


please do not totter.
Reply:Flower Powder baby, Hot dog Pepsi, Telephone Coke, Water Diapers,,,,, yumm they are all delicious!!!
Reply:Hot dog baby telephone coke and pepsi. flower powders diapers



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