Really funny Question / Answers..........?

1.What city has no people?


%26gt;Electricity





2.Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?


%26gt;Every lunch it went back four second!





3.Why was the baby ant confused?


%26gt;All his uncles were ants!





4.What flowers do you always wear?


%26gt;TwoLips





5.What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?


%26gt;A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells





6.If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?


%26gt;Wet





7.What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?


%26gt;Incorrectly !





8.What is the largest living ant in the world?


%26gt;ElephAnt





9.Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?


%26gt;They told her it was a maneating lion !





10.Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?


%26gt;I'd rather have a tiger eat a lion





11.What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?


%26gt;Oops, my mistake, you don't have three heads !

Really funny Question / Answers..........?
One of the Yahoo Questions was:





"What is your favorite kind of dog?"
Reply:Entertaining. Great for a little pick-up or ways to find new sarcastic remarks to make.
Reply:lol nice
Reply:oh dear
Reply:A kid goes into a shoe store and asks the clerk what shoes are made of.


Hide. the clerk says


Why should I hide? the kid says


Hide. Hide. the clerk says again


Hide, the cow's outside.


The kid says, I'm not afraid of a cow, even if it is outside
Reply:Very well done
Reply:are you forreal?
Reply:Try this one on......


An old man was sitting in the mall, starring at a teenager who had Blue, green and red spiked hair.


The teen would glance at the old man every now and then and catch him still starring at him.


Finally the teen asked," What's the matter old man, ain't you ever done anything wild before?"


The old man answered," yes, I got drunk and had sex with a peacock one time. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Reply:I laughed... for a second.
Reply:that was good
Reply:add to your collection


what is a pimp.... a crack salesman


what is a virgin.....a wise crack


what is a Mistress....its whats between a master and a mattress


what is a man... someone who comes out of a woman then spends rest of his life trying to get back in


what do you call a nun carrying a washing machine....systematic


definition of hope is.. a pregnant school girl rubbing her tummy with a vanishing cream
Reply:um, i think you made an error on number 11. the ugly one is YOU :) haha just kidding.
Reply:11.What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?


%26gt;Oops, my mistake, you don't have three heads !





Haha that was the best one :D Well done Haha
Reply:WOW! You da MAN
Reply:your not funny
Reply:Some were cute others were not so cute!!
Reply:Don't quit your day job just yet Shecky!!!
Reply:Very Nice =)
Reply:haha good one
Reply:Cute
Reply:wow that was very bad
Reply:Have heard some of these already but always love a play on words! thanks for the chuckle!
Reply:Good ones! My favorite is #10.
Reply:These are really cute jokes ... it's hard to find clean-ish jokes that I can tell kids at school Thanks!
Reply:HAHAH FUNNY!!!! those are goood
Reply:i agree it's funny.
Reply:thanks
Reply:Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!
Reply:a guy that has nothing to do


AYUSH
Reply:THESE ARE STUPID JOKES THE WORST PART IS I ENJOYED THEM :-)
Reply:gay



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